Lexicographer: A writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the signification of words. computer scientist: | kəmˈpjuːtə ˈsaɪəntɪst | A writer of computer programs; a harmless drudge that busies himself in tracing the bug, and detailing the significance of bits. Shamelessly taken and slightly modified from Samual Johnsons "Dictionary of the english language" 1755