COMPUTER SCIENTIST

Computer-scientist n.s. /kəmˈpjuːtə-ˈsaɪəntɪst/
  1. A writer of computer programs; a harmless drudge that busies himself in tracing the bug, and detailing the significance of bits.

Shamelessly taken and slightly modified definition of lexicographer from Samual Johnsons "Dictionary of the english language (1755)" Phonetics from PhoTransEdit

DAD

Dad n.s. /dæd/
  1. [The child's way of expressing father. It is remarkable, that, in all parts of the world, the word for father, as first taught to children, is compounded of a and t, or the kindred letter d differently placed; as tad, Welsh; ἄττα, Greek; atta, Gothick; tata, Latin. Mammas atque tatas habet Afra, Mart.] Father.

Taken from the "Dictionary of the english language (1755)" Phonetics from PhoTransEdit

HUMANIST

Humanist n.s. /ˈhjuːmənɪst/
  1. a person devoted to or versed in the humanities.
  2. a person who follows a form of scientific or philosophical humanism. Someone who bumps his head against walls of ignorance until he's knocked out but nevertheless starts over again as soon as possible. Georg Hopp

Taken from the Dictionary.com Phonetics from PhoTransEdit

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Skills

I'm still not sure if I am just lucky that no one notices that I lack any kind of skill or I am just totally unaware of my skills. Anyway, I try to outline some of my abilities here.

As Computer-Scientist

As you might have noticed I am not a brilliant web designer. Well, who cares…

I could start with a comprehensive list of things I have done in the past, sometimes even usefull in a way, but to be honest this list would be long and boring and it would't express very much, would it? So if you are really interested just visit my Gitlab server. An overview of the projects hosted there can be found on Weird Web Workers.

If you are really interested in a skill profile look on one of my social profiles. They might be not bleeding edge, but they are a good starting point. If you need to know more just send me a mail.

In summary, I have done much and I know a little of something but the most important skill I have is to learn things I do not know right now. 

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Version: 3.1
GIT/CS/L/P/O d--- s: !a C UL++++ P L+++$ !E--- W+++ N o? K? !w---
!O- !M-- V-- PS+++ PE-- Y+ PGP+ t+ 5+ X R tv- b++ G e h---- r+++
y+++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

As Dad

There is absolutely nothing more satisfiable and at the same time depressing than trying to be a good dad or mum. Whenever you come to the point of giving up your kids do something totally amazing and reesteblish your believes. Not to talk about the I do love you so much, can you please… face.

As Socialist

I beleave to have understood the biggest problem in modern society (money, btw.) and still think about the best way to transport this knowledge to the masses.

Vitae

Oh no, not again… Why is everyone so possesed to know what you have done in the past. Let's just forget about it and look at the here and now and maybe try a small look into the future.

Right now I am the person who created this page. A pleasant guy with a strong attitude to fairness and the desire to make the world a better place. By the way I think I am a decent computer-programmer and have at least scratched on the surface of unixoid operating systems.

At some time I might become one of the legions that have witten something that is at least of little use for society.

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